This page has been superceded by the Performer Resources page.  You should be automatically transferred there within five seconds, but note bene, and see you on the flip side.

(To while away the seconds, let me tell you what happened one frog-soup night. Two frogs were thrown into a pot of water. One screamed, "Help!  Help!  Let me out of here!".  The second, shocked, pointed at the first and gasped, "Oh my gosh, a talking frog!")